Pretty in Red, White, and Blue

Im not scared to show any ignorance here because it is coming from ignoring. As in I am ignoring all politics until further notice, enough is enough guys. Ok, im no longer ignoring it so that I can continue to learn how to not act, but I AM still and forever more not in support of the cluster expletive deleted (it can be defined as the consensual fornication between adults, mostly hard like).

It starts every four years with the Bravo reality tv show that is the road to the election, only there are usually no chics and as far as I can tell booze is omitted. The pre election consists of however many social degenerates who are really proud of themselves and seem to want their skeletons in the closet to be exposed. They cover them up like a teen on the beach. After months of the joke that is not directly affecting anything except weeding out trash from trash, one emerges to claim their “parties” nomination. Aren't parties supposed to be fun? So now the best of the worst has been selected to run against some other group of schmucks, none of which have a unique thought.

It has begun seemingly earlier this year and they are way worse than usual. Candidates try to win by slandering their opponents and basically saying, “I never inhaled.” They run attack ads with the message dont vote for me, just dont vote for them, yet everybody vote. What kind of BS is that?

This year, the arm pitt is bashing anything that hope-ama can say based on the fact that he didnt fix the economy. “I did not believe in global warming but the president ruined the economy and now I know, It's His FAULT! Vote for me, please.” Whether he did or didnt do anything at all, at least we aren't Europeans and thank everything that you can still drive your GMC to BOA to change your IRA. As shaky as the Euro is, at least they have a little class about themselves. Nobody is hollering at the queen, bashing her for shaking the hand of her assassin.

Every year as we get closer to finding out who is going to better corporate America for the next 4, a certain amount of political lies via attack ad is expected and of course there will be a ton of senators whose mistresses will come forth and write a novel (no wonder nobody reads anymore). But this year, there have been no ads claiming why we should vote for someone, just why you shouldn't. At least an attempt to say what your political stance is on a few key topics before you go into completely molly whopping a persons dignity, even if that person is not really a person.

Im starting to see why they implemented the electoral college, so when nobody shows up to pick a loser, somebody will still appoint one.