Good morning. Today, I would like to discuss a partially if not completely ridiculous yet already understood concept: all natural. If you have ever even thought about coherency, then you know this statement. All natural is defined as “Food that contains no artificial ingredients (eg, colors, flavors, preservatives and other chemicals) and is only minimally processed (so the raw product is not fundamentally altered).” Another English lesson, for those who may be the product of public schooling, all natural is derived from the word nature and is essentially the product of ingredients from nature, nature being a collection of the physical world (all living things).
When one thinks of nature, the see a pretty sunset, rolling hills, on vast forest, mostly beautiful things. Which is why it is appalling that something as ugly as corporate greed has pierced it’s way into this aesthetically pleasing world of nature.
Enough with the social revolution jargon, my point is this. I’ve heard one too many advertisements claiming their product is all natural. The only things truly natural in this world are hairy legs and body odor. Nothing that you ingest that has been purchased is all natural, especially these “supplements” that are supposedly good for you. The processed garbage that is enclosed in this “magical, newly updated, ultra powerful” plastic capsule is about as far from natural as it gets; the word naturaler is more natural than these little tablets.
The result is equally as unnatural. Riddle me this, when is the last time you had an erect member for 4 hours straight much less at the ripe ol age of 80. How about losing 15 pounds in 2 weeks? Or even, stayed up all night without that jittery, 2 pm feeling? You know why you have that 2 oclock feeling? You guessed it, because its 2 PM, you are supposed to feel like that.
Now, I’m not trying to argue that everything is completely natural because it aint. My beloved beverage from Waco with a PHD is far from that, it is a collection of chemicals, artificial sugars, preservatives, most of which are barely enunciable. Even the bubbles aren’t natural. But you know what, they don’t claim to be natural, their product isn’t water (also, when in bottled form not natural), it’s a delicious drink with the target of making my sandwich’s intended flavor really pop.
I guess im saying that nobody at 6 in the morning appreciates the attack to their human nature, and since there is “no legal definition” for all natural, they can continue to mass produce and promote their “vitamins” as such. How bout this, if you need more Vitamin C, eat an orange (two birds with one stone, 1 you boost your immune system like a power boost shot of all natural whey* and 2 you might actually start consuming less than your recommended daily allowance of 2000 calories), If you want to get ripped, I mean totally yoked, plan on it in advance (instead of trying to look like gym spokesperson overnight), and hit the weights, or If you get that annoying cold, blow your nose a few days, wash your hands frequently and let your orange enhanced innards naturally fix itself (that’s something not even a computer can do).
QSN Who eats whey and why
The word or stem of natural was used in this collection of words approximately 23 times, that’s unnatural… well now 24.
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